If you ever tell me “happy V Day,”
“V” had better be for “vagina.”
Dalton’s most recently fabricated word: “wannage”
Pronounced “won-uh-jee”
Definition: wannabe g. One who aspires, often vainly, to emulate the “success” or attain “eminence” characteristic of a g.
Abnormal Psychology grade for the first week of class…
KIDDING. I’ve earned 100% marks on everything so far. But seriously. Quit distracting me. I have homework to do.
I prefer the word “discussion” to “debate.” Saying “debate” implies that you’re wrong and some people think that’s mean.
I have to introduce myself to fellow students in my online class.
I’m no good at this. This is going to take forever. I quit.
It is a distinct possibility…
That trimming my beard made my nose appear larger.
Once upon a time at Laser Fun Zone…
A small child was running in the arena. This small child was told to stop running, but he wouldn’t listen. The small child then proceeded to charge into another player, losing his two front teeth on the other players gun. Well, he found them. They just aren’t attached anymore.
On the plus side, at least he knows what he wants for Christmas. You’re welcome, small child’s mother.
Meanwhile, in French class...
- Robert: So "Canada" is masculine? I'll just remember how manly your girlfriend is, then. That'll be easy to remember.
- Dalton: She's more of a man than you'll ever be!
GUISE. GUISE. JULIE JUST CALLED.
JULIE FROM COMCAST, GUISE.
She told me that our call may be monitored. She also asked how satisfied I am with Comcast as my internet service provider. I told her that it doesn’t put out as often as I’d like, but it’s fairly cheap and reliable. Julie laughed.
“HONK IF YOUR AWSOME!”
Thinking the girls’ message on their sign was far too unclear, Robert and I decided not to honk (who knows what we’d be agreeing to?), and instead have me shout out the passenger window at them about their lack of spelling capability.
I’m gradually losing hope that stupid people will vanish from my life as I age.
